BA 7
Being with a girl is one of the most craziest ideas in the whole world, but we just can’t help it. Girls are the most clingy, pain in the ass, moody little B**che’s ever. They demand everything there way. They want everything they see and half the time they don’t even appreciate it, but still knowing this we don’t do anything about it and we still love them or at least pretend to like enough.
Whenever we are with our friends, that’s when they want to be all over us and apparently need us the most. We never get 5 seconds to ourselves and they always throw those little baby fits. They of course can’t be all over us when we are alone. No! they never want us then always when we are with our friends. It’s always Baby hold me…. Baby I need you…. and …. Baby come lay by me, I miss you. And of course they always miss you the 5 minutes you aren’t talking or giving them attention and it’s always in that super annoying little baby voice. An then to make matters worse if you don’t go over to them or hold them or do something with them they throw a fit and walk out of the room like you are the biggest JERK in the world and you never give them attention.
Have you ever noticed that when you buy them nice things or a little treat they expect it. Like you HAD to do it. It wasn’t an option. You can never do it because you love them or you want to be nice. Just remember it’s not optional, it’s mandatory. Oh, and if you ever get them a present just remember that it has to be bigger then the last one you got her. Don’t let her down or else you will never live it down. She will remember you as the person that jiped her out of her present.
One last thing, don’t take her fits seriously… you can make up for whatever you did later. She will always come back to you if you make her feel loved. Whether you want to give her all of your attetion or not this is the easiest way to get her to crawl back to you.
Just remember girls are the biggest pains in the asses ever, but we can’t help ourselves to still love them… or at least pretend enough.
